There were 4 soldiers, one American, one British, one French and one Singaporean. There was a sudden coup de'tat and 30-something enemy soldiers ambushed them. The 4 soldiers knew there was no way out, so the American said, 'Okay, so we can't run. It's either we get killed or go out there, charge at them and kill as many as you can, then die heroically. I'll go first.' The other 3 soldiers agreed. So the American charged out at the enemy and shot at them. Finally, he was so badly wounded he couldn't even stand. He collapsed to the ground, and yelled before dying, 'Long live freedom and America!' and then he died. The 3 other soldiers were shocked. Then, the British one said, 'I'll go next.' The same thing happened, and when he collapsed, he yelled, 'God save the Queen!' and died. So the Frenchman and the Singaporean were left. 'Well, goodbye, my brother.' Said the Frenchman. He got up and charged at the enemy. When he collapsed, he yelled, 'Viva la France!' and died. The Singaporean did the same, and finally, when he was dying, he screamed, 'Ka ni na bu chou chee bye!'

Kthxbai. XD