- Chapters starts with Sakura's hands all over Karin's invisible boobage.
- This pleases me.
- What has Sasuke's transformation done to Sakura's feelin... WHO CARES, SAKURA IS MOLESTING KARIN.
- Karin wants to know who is the girl that is molesting her.
- Sakura is almost done taking your clothes off, Karin.
- Karin doesn't want to know how Sakura feels because she is THE ENEMY.
- Aaaw, who wants to hug Sakura?
- Sakura cries, Karin cries. In this manga having ovaries means that you are a Suiton user 24/7.
- Yuri action pleases Kakashi too. See? This man knows his shit.
- Sasuke: Ok, stop drooling and listen to me. Only Uchihas can use the Sharingan... YOU CAN'T USE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US.
- Kakashi: Damn spoiled kid interrumpting my yuri.
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST
- Naruto is running and flashbacking.
- O HAI ITACHI YOUR BROTHER IS A MORON. HAPPY NOW?
- Itachi wants to know what would Naruto do if Sasukito attacks Konoha.
- Everybody: Sasuke sucks, your ideology sucks, you gotta do what you gotta do.
- Naruto wants to see Sasuke before he makes his choice DUN DUN
MEANWHILE, BACK TO CRAZYSUKE AND CO.
- Sasuke uses Flowergan and Susanito
- Kakashi uses warp!
- And it works.
- Sasuke, you look like shit.
- Kakashi: Soooo...that's Susano'o.
- Sasuke: He can do tricks and everything. I see you can use the Sharinganz. You should thank my Clan.
- Kakashi: Sasuke, look inside your heart. Remember who you are. Remember your friends.
- Sasuke: You are still corny.
- Kakashi: LOOK DEEPER
- Sasuke has anoth... OMG ROOKIE 12 TEAM PIC <3
- For some reason, Sasuke thinks everybody is laughing at Itachi's death. WHAT.
- Sasuke: I WILL TURN YOUR LAUGHER INTO SCREAMS MUAHAHAHAHAAA
- Kakashi: ...okaay, you need to stop taking crazy pills.
- Karin tells Sakura that Sasuke's chakra is Ice Cold and he is not the bastard she used to know.
- Kakashi: O CRAP
- Susanito morphs but something happens...
- Kakashi is surprised.
- What is this? Sasuke is going blind? How can it beeeeeee?
- Sasuke, this is what happens when you watch a lot of porn and you don't let your eyes rest. And you injured your medic. Twit.
- Sasuke: O NOES MY VISION
- Sakura leaves Karin behind to do something.
- Karin totally has a crush on Sakura now.
- Sasuke has something in his eye.
- Kakashi: !
- OMG GUYS SAKURA IS BEING ALL NINJA AND SPIDERMAN-LIKE
- Kakashi: Sakura why did you come back? You are a girl! You are bound to fail!
- Sakura won't let Kakashi carry the burden.
- MOAR FLASHBACKS
- Sakura tells the others to let her handle it. Ok, that ended well...
- Sakura cannot falter! You know what this means, right? -_-
- OMG CHIBI SAKURA.
- OMG CHIBI SASUKE.
- OMG CHIBI TEAM 7 FUCKYOUKISHIFORFUCKINGTHEMUP
- Sakura remembers Sasuke's "Thank you"
- ...and she can't kill him.
- So she cries some more.
- damn you kishi, damn you to hell
- Sasuke may be blind, but he ain't deaf!
- Sasuke is gonna choke a bitch
- Kakashi runs in slow motion.
- Ok, something tells me Kishimoto was re-watching Episode 3 when he drew this...
- Sasuke is gonna use Sakura's kunai to kill her...
- Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOO
- AND OUT OF NOWHERE, NARUTO TO THE RESCUE
- Kishimoto, you pairing troll you.
- That spread is kinda cool.
- Thank you for making Sakura a Damsel in Distress, Kishimoto. That was awfully lovely of you.
- Sakura: Naruto...
- Kakashi: Naruto?
- Sasuke: ...Naruto? Where? I can't see shit.
- Naruto looks kinda hot.
- OMG TEAM 7 IS ASSEMBLED AGAIN.

AND HERE COMES THE DRAMATRAIN.

...so, will Naruto try to use Jesus no Jutsu? Will he kick blind!Sasuke's ass? Will Kishimoto stop hating on poor Sakura? Will Kakashi continue to be sex on legs?