I don't understand how I haven't shriveled up and died like a prune in lukewarm water; GOING WITHOUT A COMPUTER FOR MORE THAN 48 HOURS IS TORTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :C

Well then I've listened to a few Korean songs (courtesy of my friends ffff) and my ears bled a little, but no one believes me because I didn't take a video of my brain collapsing in my skull and leaking from my orifices with my video phone. Damn it all.

Imma gonna go and listen to Lady Gaga's new songs now CB SHUT UP SHE'S AWESOME

AHIIIIIIIII NEW NARUTO CHAPTER IS UP, UP, UP 8D

OHMIGAWD KIBA IS THAR. ♥

Ok, let's start with the lulz

- Ooooh, Danzou's team.
- Holy hotness, Koharu.
- Danzou was cute too.
- Sarutobiiiiiiiiii. We miss you
- I see an Akimichi.
- So... was Obito the only Uchiha who ever smiled? Seriously, what a moody clan.
- Sasuke has pierced Karin with his lightening rod! And no, she didn't like it.
- Tobidara lolz at the fact that Danzou was too slow to cast Izanagi.
- Karin: I CAN'T BELIEVE D:
- Sasuke: You became a damsel in distress. That makes you a burden.
- YES, SASUKE. BECAUSE THE WALKING GPS THAT HEALS AND THAT SAVED YOUR ASS IS A BURDEN.
- I really want to see Sasuke's face next time he gets hurt. A HEALER WOULD BE NICE, DONTCHA THINK?
- Karin: ...Bitch *collapses*
- Danzou: Dammit
- Sasuke smirks while he watches Danzou walk away.
- Tobidara: Well, hello there. I will be taking Shisui's eye. Kthxbai.
- AND NOW: FLASHBACK
- Hellou, Young and Hot Danzou.
- OMG is Nidaime-sama.
- Nidaime: We are surrounded.
- Kumo has a special force. Imagine that. Kumo nins are already awesome by default. The Kumoswat must be so godly even the Hokage is pissing his pants.
- Guy with glasses knows they are screwed.
- Koharu wants to ambush the Kumoswat.
- Uchiha dude votes for bait.
- OMG I WANNA SQUISH THE AKIMICHI DUDE. JUST LOOK AT HIS CHEEKS.
- IT'S A TRAAAAAAP
- Ok, who wants to die today?
- Danzou wants to be a shinobi. But being a shinobi implies sacrifice and he doesn't have the balls.
- Lemme guess, Sarutobi and Danzou were RIVALS.
- What's with Kishimoto and bromantic rivalry?
- SAY IT
- Danzou: Ok, I...
- Sarutobi: I'll do it.
- Danzou: Dammit.
- Sarutobi: No worries, I'm the best.
- Oh great. Not only was Danzou jealous of Sarutobi. He also had daddy issues.
- Nidaime: Oh, what a bunch of whiny bitches. I'll do it.
- Danzou: Butbutbut
- Nidaime: Shut it. I know you are Rivals, but you gotta work together and live so the Will of Fire will go on.
- Koharu: Sir, have you been watching Titanic again?
- Nidaime: *cough* ANYWAY. Sarutobi, you are the Hokage now.
- Sarutobi: OMG
- Danzou: WHAT
- Narut doesn't need to worry. Hokagedom is so easy to get. Unless you are Danzou and you lack Will of Fire.
- Danzou is JEALOUS.
- Danzou will not let you have what you want, Tobidara.
- Tobidara: Oh shit, that's the "Taking you with me" jutsu! Ok, Sasuke, just step away.
- Danzou thinks about his mancrush in his last moments.
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST.
- Lee: So... Maybe you should have told Naruto the truth?
- Sakura: No reason to do that. It would make things easier and we'd skip a lot of drama and wangst.
- Kiba does not approve.
- Kiba's superior senses are tingling. Sasukito and Tobi are nearby.
- Sakura: OK, STOP.
- Sai sees what you did there.
- Sakura: Ok, Kiba, where's Sasuke. :3
- Kiba gives very specific information.
- Sakura: K, Sorry guys.
- Sai: Oh no, you don't..
- DAMMIT SAI, LET SAKURA BE A NINJA.
- Lee and Kiba: WUT
- AKAMARU IS SECRETLY A LOLCAT.
- Sai: Sakura wants to deal with Sasuke herself. So she was gonna put us to sleep and go on a suicide solo mission.
- Sakura: *pouts*
- Kiba: YOU SAID WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.
- Sai: Nobody is going anywhere.
- Sakura: D<
- Kiba: I knew it you traitorous son of a bit...
- Sai: Sasuke and Tobi will kick our asses. Let's wait for Kakashi.
- Sakura: Ok, THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS,
- SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. I LOVE THIS TRANSLATION.
MEANWHILE, TOBIDARA AND SASUKE ENJOY THE VIEW.
- Tobidara: That jutsu drags you to Danzou so he can give you a big hug of Doom.
- Sasuke: KONOHA IS NEXT MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

So, is Karin really dead? Will Sakura save her? Will Sasuke continue to be a moron? Will Kiba keep on being sex on legs? Will Kishimoto keep on trolling everything that was good about this manga?

KTHXBAI