"Once More" or "Pedobear attacks, Sakura IS A NINJA and Madara presents his new collection."

- Naruto's "Sasuke is in the neghbourhood" alarm goes off.
- Naruto: What did I miss?
- Yamato: You fainted. It was really embarrasing.
- Naruto: Nevermind... where are the others?
- Yamato uses his you are not gonna like this face.
MEANWHILE TOBIDARA AND EVILSUKE ENJOY THE LOVELY VIEW
- Tobidara: I'm gonna play with his body. Go back to the base and recharge.
- Sasuke: I'm not a bloody Pikachu.
- Tobidara: You need to rest and drink your chicken soup to recover your strength so you can decimate Konoha.
- PATIENCE, YOUNG PADAWAN.
MEANWHILE IN YAMATO'S HOTEL
- Yamato and Naruto have a moment.
- So Yamato is gonna take Naruto to the village while everybody has fun in the woods.
- Naruto: STFU I'm leaving.
- Yamato: ONYD
- TentacleRape no jutsu!
- Yamato: Kakashi sensei will take care of Sakura. Now, sit.
- Naruto: K, gonna rest now.
- Yamato: That was easy.
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
- Sai: YOU SHALL NOT PASS. Don't make me go bestiality on you.
- Kiba: Bitch, you want to give ME a lesson in bestiality?
- Lee: You can't stop us with your kinky snakes, Sai.
- Kiba: I'm tired of this motherfucking hunt in this motherfucking manga where we never catch motherfucking Sasuke.
- Akamaru is trying to tell you something, Kiba.
- Kiba: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO ACT LIKE A WUSSIE.
- Sai: Your dog is more intelligent than you.
- Kiba: Ok, that does it.
- Kiba attacks Sai.
- Sakura: Go Lee Go! Turn your back on me!
- Lee: Sure, why not? Is not like you tried to put us to sleep 10 seconds ago! 8D
- Kiba: I take care of the snakes, YOU bash his face in.
- O hai sleeping bombs.
- Sai: O SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
- Sleeping bombs go kaboom.
- Sakura: LOL
- SAKURA YOU ARE BEING A NINJA. *_____* Even if Kishimoto needed to make the others look dumb to make you look useful.
- Sai: I can't believe she left them behind.
- She was going to leave all of you behind, Sai. Remember last chapter? You kinda stopped her from doing that.
- Akamaru: *snores*
- Sakura: KTHXBAI
- Sakura runs away and leaves the unconcious morons behind.
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PART OF THE FOREST
- Sai!bushin says baibai.
- Kakashi: That's my girl.
MEANWHILE BACK TO TOBIDARA AND HIS BB BOY
- Tobidara flushes Danzou.
- Tobidara: Sasuke, I have some advice for you. Safety first. And kill the girl if she is not useful, SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
- Karin: This hurts like a bitch.
- Sasuke: We are not allies. I do what I want. >(
- Tobidara: ...Whatever makes you feel better. Byeeees.
- Tobidara flushes himself.
- Sasuke wonders if its going to rain.
- IT'S FLASHBACK TIME
- OMG CHIBI KARIN IS SO CUTE <3
- ...WTF
- WHAT IS PEDOBEAR DOING IN NARUTO?
- Karin: HEEEELP
- Pedobear : SO I HEARD YOU JUST TURNED 11.
- Karin falls and loses her glasses.
- Chibi!Karin is really cute.
- From out of nowhere SASUKE TO THE RESCUE
- *insert Hansen here* Why don't you have a seat over here.
- Sasuke was looking for the Heaven scroll. This is the Chunnin exams. WAT.
- Karin puts on her glasses to take a good look at her saviour.
- OMG IS CHIBI NON EVIL SASUKITO.
- Oh God, I miss this jerk
- Ok, let's see if I understood this right. Karin was in the Chunnin exams. Apparently, she was the teammate of the two unfortunate souls that Gaara turned into soy sauce. And she was attacked by Pedobear and rescued by Sasuke who was in his way to the bathroom.
- What is this I don't even...
- Karin: OMG I'M IN LOVE LIKE WOAH
- Sasuke: ...Ok, then...bye.
BACK TO THE PRESENT
- Evilsuke smiles and says "See ya".
- Karin just wanted to see Sasuke's smirk/smile one more time
- Poor Karin.
- *kicks Sasuke*
MEANWHILE IN TOBIDARA'S BATCAVE
- Danzou crushed Shisui's eye so Tobidara couldn't get it.
- HOLY MOTHER OF...
- Some people collect butterflies. Tobidara collects eyeballs.
- Tobidara: Gotta catch them all 8D
MEANWHILE, BACK TO BABYSITTER NAGATO.
- Did Yamato just take a nap and left Naruto unsupervised for 5 seconds?
- Naruto: Just five more minutes, mommy.
- Sneaky Naruto is sneaky.
- Yamato is the worst babysitter ever.
- Sakura and Naruto being ninja in the same chapter? I'm gonna faint.
- Naruto uses his Sage senses to find Kakashi.
BACK TO SASUKE THE EVIL
- Sasuke is about to finish Karin off.
- Karin doesn't want to see it.
- Sakura: SASUKE-KUN.
- Sakura is super fast.
- Karin: WAT
- Sasuke: Oh, great.
- Sakura is suprised because Sasuke looks totally different. Bitch got like 5 outfit changes and she has been wearing the same thing for the last 200 chapters. >(
- Sasuke: What do you want? I'm busy here.
- Sakura: I'm coming with you and totally leaving Konoha >(
- Karin: Don't mind me. I'm just bleeding to death. Nothing serious. -___-

Sakura determination waverssssss. I bet she is trying to trick Sasuke into trusting her so she can stab him in the back. But Sasuke is not stupid enough to believ... oh, who am I kidding?