Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod
*inhales*
What the fuck I've been having weird dreams about staring chickens and fowl in the eye and stuff after the 3-day-in-a-row dream about Daphne. I swear she's getting to my head, but in a good way.
Err another boring update.
I have like nothing to draw and my pkmnz are dying by the truckload in my Pokéwalker since I find it a hassle to repeatedly smash my fist to bits on my table to imitate the walking cycle.
I'm a douche, I know.
FINALLY FOR THE PIMPING PART.
Quoted from Nijuuni- Ah, I adore her so.
Dear Donna Simpson: No "YO MAMA'S SO FAT..." will be enough to encapsulate you. congratu-fucking-lations. I'm surprised your clothes are still hanging on by the seams . What. The hell is wrong with you? I get the whole "we're beautiful no matter who you are and what you look like" that you say you're promoting, but be real--all you are is a selfish sack of uselessness quite possibly reeking like a dozen eggs fried in bacon oil on an august summer day in death valley. i'd advise you to keep away from your three-year-old daughter, who's very likely starting believing that morbid obesity is completely okay because her mama's the size of a whale, because you might accidently lose her like a bar of soap when you hug her, what with all that fat and oil and lard oozing out of your pores after you reach your 50 footsteps quota for the day. I feel sorry for your kids, because when they lose their mother because of some sort of bowel explosion, they'll be the ones to clean up the mess. There's a difference between loving yourself regardless of your shape and size, and being a completely ignorant and selfish moron. Also, morbid obesity is very much correlated with health problems like cardiac arrest, strokes, breathing problems, and bone/joint disorders..you know, all those problems that you've disregarded as useless scientific fluff? yeah. Here's hoping your kankles don't cave in on themselves.
... lol orz OTL I'm done. Whew.
*inhales*
What the fuck I've been having weird dreams about staring chickens and fowl in the eye and stuff after the 3-day-in-a-row dream about Daphne. I swear she's getting to my head, but in a good way.
Err another boring update.
I have like nothing to draw and my pkmnz are dying by the truckload in my Pokéwalker since I find it a hassle to repeatedly smash my fist to bits on my table to imitate the walking cycle.
I'm a douche, I know.
FINALLY FOR THE PIMPING PART.
Quoted from Nijuuni- Ah, I adore her so.
Dear Donna Simpson: No "YO MAMA'S SO FAT..." will be enough to encapsulate you. congratu-fucking-lations. I'm surprised your clothes are still hanging on by the seams . What. The hell is wrong with you? I get the whole "we're beautiful no matter who you are and what you look like" that you say you're promoting, but be real--all you are is a selfish sack of uselessness quite possibly reeking like a dozen eggs fried in bacon oil on an august summer day in death valley. i'd advise you to keep away from your three-year-old daughter, who's very likely starting believing that morbid obesity is completely okay because her mama's the size of a whale, because you might accidently lose her like a bar of soap when you hug her, what with all that fat and oil and lard oozing out of your pores after you reach your 50 footsteps quota for the day. I feel sorry for your kids, because when they lose their mother because of some sort of bowel explosion, they'll be the ones to clean up the mess. There's a difference between loving yourself regardless of your shape and size, and being a completely ignorant and selfish moron. Also, morbid obesity is very much correlated with health problems like cardiac arrest, strokes, breathing problems, and bone/joint disorders..you know, all those problems that you've disregarded as useless scientific fluff? yeah. Here's hoping your kankles don't cave in on themselves.
... lol orz OTL I'm done. Whew.
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