THE TALE OF THE SINK WHICH PISSED and other short stories
THE SINK PISSES :V
During IH class when Mrs Tan-Wong (?) and Mrs Sew hadn't come yet, Sue-Anne and I went to the toilet nearest to the hall. When we came out to wash our hands, Sue-Anne took the second sink from the right and it pissed out YELLOW WATER. Well, you might say it could've been rusty water, but it looked suspiciously like PISS. And the water didn't trickle out; it SPLASHED AROUND AND LIKE MADE A HUGE DEAL OUT OF ITSELF.
Enough of pissing sinks.
So after school we went to Pizza Hut which was on the same side as TKGS (which means we didn't have to cross the road) and it was pathetically tiny. Like 4 tables that could seat 4 people each. We (a few 1/8 people) and 3 other people from a Sec 1 class took 3 tables, then 2 people from 2/8 took the last one. Then a hoard of CCH people came in and since they didn't have anywhere to sit, they hung around for a bit, then left. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SUE-ANNE WAS SUCH AN IDIOT AND TOLD THEM 'Bye' D:< SO THE CCH PEOPLE PROBABLY THOUGHT WE WERE MOCKING THEM FOR NOT HAVING A PLACE TO SIT AND ONE GIRL GAVE US THE MIDDLE FINGER >:@! I don't really care but I think Sue-Anne was trying to just say 'bye' and not annoy them, but, since CCH people are narrow-minded asswipes, they probably thought we were annoying bitches who try to pick a fight with whatever that can reason.
So after the pizza, I wanted to go back to TKGS and whoo, the CCH people were eating at the prata place. Genius. So when I walked past them, they went silent and the girl who gave us the finger glared at me through the corner of her eye. Half of me wanted to give them the '-__- Je m'en fous' look but the other half wanted to apologize on Sue-Anne's behavior, but in the end I decided against it. So I quickened my steps and found myself behind Hannah and Gloria who left a bit earlier than me. Hannah told me that when she was walking past them they were like, 'You know it's soooooooooo hot today'. Trying to make us feel guilty? Not on your life.
And after band I forgot to bring back the metronome aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. There goes 3 weeks of allowance.
During IH class when Mrs Tan-Wong (?) and Mrs Sew hadn't come yet, Sue-Anne and I went to the toilet nearest to the hall. When we came out to wash our hands, Sue-Anne took the second sink from the right and it pissed out YELLOW WATER. Well, you might say it could've been rusty water, but it looked suspiciously like PISS. And the water didn't trickle out; it SPLASHED AROUND AND LIKE MADE A HUGE DEAL OUT OF ITSELF.
Enough of pissing sinks.
So after school we went to Pizza Hut which was on the same side as TKGS (which means we didn't have to cross the road) and it was pathetically tiny. Like 4 tables that could seat 4 people each. We (a few 1/8 people) and 3 other people from a Sec 1 class took 3 tables, then 2 people from 2/8 took the last one. Then a hoard of CCH people came in and since they didn't have anywhere to sit, they hung around for a bit, then left. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SUE-ANNE WAS SUCH AN IDIOT AND TOLD THEM 'Bye' D:< SO THE CCH PEOPLE PROBABLY THOUGHT WE WERE MOCKING THEM FOR NOT HAVING A PLACE TO SIT AND ONE GIRL GAVE US THE MIDDLE FINGER >:@! I don't really care but I think Sue-Anne was trying to just say 'bye' and not annoy them, but, since CCH people are narrow-minded asswipes, they probably thought we were annoying bitches who try to pick a fight with whatever that can reason.
So after the pizza, I wanted to go back to TKGS and whoo, the CCH people were eating at the prata place. Genius. So when I walked past them, they went silent and the girl who gave us the finger glared at me through the corner of her eye. Half of me wanted to give them the '-__- Je m'en fous' look but the other half wanted to apologize on Sue-Anne's behavior, but in the end I decided against it. So I quickened my steps and found myself behind Hannah and Gloria who left a bit earlier than me. Hannah told me that when she was walking past them they were like, 'You know it's soooooooooo hot today'. Trying to make us feel guilty? Not on your life.
And after band I forgot to bring back the metronome aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. There goes 3 weeks of allowance.
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