Actual name: Unknown yet

Makoto is leaving dA.

I can't believe it- *bawls*

I love her so much T^T Goddammit.

THIS IS KEII, MY AWESOME FRIEND.

I LOVE HIM OH SO MUCH ♥ SUCH A PRETTYFUL PERSON, NO? 8D

By the way I don't fap to those kinda things e.e And I like him because he's pretty. Not romantic love, just as a friend in case any of you dykes misunderstand ._.

NOW TO SHINE MY IPOD

My mom is such a bitch.

FFFFFT SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHEBAG.

Yesterday I went to my cousin's place. My stupid little cousin Jia Le was there fuck. My mom kept on flirting with my eldest cousin; I think he's infatuated with her lol. Always talking to her, and the most spirited one at that. Goddammit, I still wonder what my dad sees in her. He always showers her with things and all she does is tell him in an irritated manner, 'Stop irritating me.'

What the fuck, right?

And at the dinner, Jia Le was sitting opposite me. The second oldest cousin next to me. So when the second oldest's sister wanted some tissue, which was next to him and far from her reach, he tried taking some out. Tried because they were so deep inside. So I grabbed it from him and the bottom fell out. Jia Le (the fucking snob) said haughtily, 'At home, ours is better/higher quality than yours.' GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T BE PISSED OFF BY THAT FAG?!

Me: 'Sheares(Jia Le), that's not a nice thing to say.'
JL: 'HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO GIRLY'
Me: *puts on bimbo voice* 'And you're so manly teehee~' [Of course I was just playing around with him]
Mom: *glares*
Eldest cousin: *walks by*
Mom: *smiles at him* *turns back and glares again*
Me: 'What?'
Mom: Don't speak in that sarcastic manner. *points*

WHAT THE-

FLASHBACK
Me: '...Mom.' *points*
Mom: 'Don't point.'

BACK TO YESTERDAY

So.
My mom is such a bitch.
I was asking her, 'Mom let's go home, Constance and I are tired.' So she replied, 'Wait.' And turned back to my eldest cousin.
That was at 10 PM.
Then, I went to my second eldest cousin's bedroom and talked to him to ease my boredom. Then he fell asleep. So I had nothing else to do lol.

So of course I slept; I was tired and bored.
Then at 12 PM
Eldest cousin barges in.
'What are you doing here?'
Me: 'What else? Sleeping.'
EC: 'Don't sleep here. Anyway, your mom is calling you.'
Me: 'What for?'
EC: 'Go home la.' *duhh face*
Me: 'Goddammit, now? I'm fucking tired and she wants me to drag my sorry ass back to that sty?'
EC: O_O *LOL*
Me: 'Get out of my way. (Fag)'
EC: *backs against the cupboard*
Mom: 'Why the hell did you take so long?'

FLASHBACK
Me: 'Ah, piss.'
Mom: 'Don't swear.'

BACK TO NOW

Mom: 'Yesterday I gave you face. You called your cousins names.'

FLASHBACK

Dinner time.
Fag!Jia Le's sister is Jia Qi.

Me: *puts on British accent* 'Of course not, darling.'
JQ: 'HAHA YOU SOUND LIKE GURMIT SINGHHHHHH'

How on Earth can Gurmit Singh have a British accent, for God's sake?

CONTINUATION
Me: 'I don't.'
JQ: 'You do! Doofus.'
She's only 10, by the way.
Me: *British accent* 'I do not, idiot.' [I was playing again, I don't have the energy anymore to entertain kids]
JQ: 'Moron! Gurmit Singh. Where're your yellow boots?'
Me: *rolls eyes*
JQ: 'Aha! So you ARE Gurmit Singh! :D'

BACK TO NAO

Me: 'Um, in the first place, I was playing with her only. And she called me those names.'
Mom: 'I don't care. Don't do that. A more mature way~'

OKAY, I DON'T WANT TO CONTINUE THIS FAIL.

By the way, LOL has another meaning. It's reserved for Fag!Jia Le.
L - Lump
O- Of
L- Lard

KTHXBAI PPL. CONTINUE WITH YOUR EPIC PHAIL LIVES.

"Once More" or "Pedobear attacks, Sakura IS A NINJA and Madara presents his new collection."

- Naruto's "Sasuke is in the neghbourhood" alarm goes off.
- Naruto: What did I miss?
- Yamato: You fainted. It was really embarrasing.
- Naruto: Nevermind... where are the others?
- Yamato uses his you are not gonna like this face.
MEANWHILE TOBIDARA AND EVILSUKE ENJOY THE LOVELY VIEW
- Tobidara: I'm gonna play with his body. Go back to the base and recharge.
- Sasuke: I'm not a bloody Pikachu.
- Tobidara: You need to rest and drink your chicken soup to recover your strength so you can decimate Konoha.
- PATIENCE, YOUNG PADAWAN.
MEANWHILE IN YAMATO'S HOTEL
- Yamato and Naruto have a moment.
- So Yamato is gonna take Naruto to the village while everybody has fun in the woods.
- Naruto: STFU I'm leaving.
- Yamato: ONYD
- TentacleRape no jutsu!
- Yamato: Kakashi sensei will take care of Sakura. Now, sit.
- Naruto: K, gonna rest now.
- Yamato: That was easy.
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
- Sai: YOU SHALL NOT PASS. Don't make me go bestiality on you.
- Kiba: Bitch, you want to give ME a lesson in bestiality?
- Lee: You can't stop us with your kinky snakes, Sai.
- Kiba: I'm tired of this motherfucking hunt in this motherfucking manga where we never catch motherfucking Sasuke.
- Akamaru is trying to tell you something, Kiba.
- Kiba: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO ACT LIKE A WUSSIE.
- Sai: Your dog is more intelligent than you.
- Kiba: Ok, that does it.
- Kiba attacks Sai.
- Sakura: Go Lee Go! Turn your back on me!
- Lee: Sure, why not? Is not like you tried to put us to sleep 10 seconds ago! 8D
- Kiba: I take care of the snakes, YOU bash his face in.
- O hai sleeping bombs.
- Sai: O SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
- Sleeping bombs go kaboom.
- Sakura: LOL
- SAKURA YOU ARE BEING A NINJA. *_____* Even if Kishimoto needed to make the others look dumb to make you look useful.
- Sai: I can't believe she left them behind.
- She was going to leave all of you behind, Sai. Remember last chapter? You kinda stopped her from doing that.
- Akamaru: *snores*
- Sakura: KTHXBAI
- Sakura runs away and leaves the unconcious morons behind.
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PART OF THE FOREST
- Sai!bushin says baibai.
- Kakashi: That's my girl.
MEANWHILE BACK TO TOBIDARA AND HIS BB BOY
- Tobidara flushes Danzou.
- Tobidara: Sasuke, I have some advice for you. Safety first. And kill the girl if she is not useful, SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
- Karin: This hurts like a bitch.
- Sasuke: We are not allies. I do what I want. >(
- Tobidara: ...Whatever makes you feel better. Byeeees.
- Tobidara flushes himself.
- Sasuke wonders if its going to rain.
- IT'S FLASHBACK TIME
- OMG CHIBI KARIN IS SO CUTE <3
- ...WTF
- WHAT IS PEDOBEAR DOING IN NARUTO?
- Karin: HEEEELP
- Pedobear : SO I HEARD YOU JUST TURNED 11.
- Karin falls and loses her glasses.
- Chibi!Karin is really cute.
- From out of nowhere SASUKE TO THE RESCUE
- *insert Hansen here* Why don't you have a seat over here.
- Sasuke was looking for the Heaven scroll. This is the Chunnin exams. WAT.
- Karin puts on her glasses to take a good look at her saviour.
- OMG IS CHIBI NON EVIL SASUKITO.
- Oh God, I miss this jerk
- Ok, let's see if I understood this right. Karin was in the Chunnin exams. Apparently, she was the teammate of the two unfortunate souls that Gaara turned into soy sauce. And she was attacked by Pedobear and rescued by Sasuke who was in his way to the bathroom.
- What is this I don't even...
- Karin: OMG I'M IN LOVE LIKE WOAH
- Sasuke: ...Ok, then...bye.
BACK TO THE PRESENT
- Evilsuke smiles and says "See ya".
- Karin just wanted to see Sasuke's smirk/smile one more time
- Poor Karin.
- *kicks Sasuke*
MEANWHILE IN TOBIDARA'S BATCAVE
- Danzou crushed Shisui's eye so Tobidara couldn't get it.
- HOLY MOTHER OF...
- Some people collect butterflies. Tobidara collects eyeballs.
- Tobidara: Gotta catch them all 8D
MEANWHILE, BACK TO BABYSITTER NAGATO.
- Did Yamato just take a nap and left Naruto unsupervised for 5 seconds?
- Naruto: Just five more minutes, mommy.
- Sneaky Naruto is sneaky.
- Yamato is the worst babysitter ever.
- Sakura and Naruto being ninja in the same chapter? I'm gonna faint.
- Naruto uses his Sage senses to find Kakashi.
BACK TO SASUKE THE EVIL
- Sasuke is about to finish Karin off.
- Karin doesn't want to see it.
- Sakura: SASUKE-KUN.
- Sakura is super fast.
- Karin: WAT
- Sasuke: Oh, great.
- Sakura is suprised because Sasuke looks totally different. Bitch got like 5 outfit changes and she has been wearing the same thing for the last 200 chapters. >(
- Sasuke: What do you want? I'm busy here.
- Sakura: I'm coming with you and totally leaving Konoha >(
- Karin: Don't mind me. I'm just bleeding to death. Nothing serious. -___-

Sakura determination waverssssss. I bet she is trying to trick Sasuke into trusting her so she can stab him in the back. But Sasuke is not stupid enough to believ... oh, who am I kidding?

NEW BLEACH CHAPTER. or Hitsugaya is a fail whiny brat.

-Aizen strikes a bitch.
-...

ARGH I CAN NEVER KEEP UP WITH THIS BULLET-SPEED FAIL. LET ME DIE IN PEACE NOW D;

I'll update this later OuO

I don't understand how I haven't shriveled up and died like a prune in lukewarm water; GOING WITHOUT A COMPUTER FOR MORE THAN 48 HOURS IS TORTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :C

Well then I've listened to a few Korean songs (courtesy of my friends ffff) and my ears bled a little, but no one believes me because I didn't take a video of my brain collapsing in my skull and leaking from my orifices with my video phone. Damn it all.

Imma gonna go and listen to Lady Gaga's new songs now CB SHUT UP SHE'S AWESOME

AHIIIIIIIII NEW NARUTO CHAPTER IS UP, UP, UP 8D

OHMIGAWD KIBA IS THAR. ♥

Ok, let's start with the lulz

- Ooooh, Danzou's team.
- Holy hotness, Koharu.
- Danzou was cute too.
- Sarutobiiiiiiiiii. We miss you
- I see an Akimichi.
- So... was Obito the only Uchiha who ever smiled? Seriously, what a moody clan.
- Sasuke has pierced Karin with his lightening rod! And no, she didn't like it.
- Tobidara lolz at the fact that Danzou was too slow to cast Izanagi.
- Karin: I CAN'T BELIEVE D:
- Sasuke: You became a damsel in distress. That makes you a burden.
- YES, SASUKE. BECAUSE THE WALKING GPS THAT HEALS AND THAT SAVED YOUR ASS IS A BURDEN.
- I really want to see Sasuke's face next time he gets hurt. A HEALER WOULD BE NICE, DONTCHA THINK?
- Karin: ...Bitch *collapses*
- Danzou: Dammit
- Sasuke smirks while he watches Danzou walk away.
- Tobidara: Well, hello there. I will be taking Shisui's eye. Kthxbai.
- AND NOW: FLASHBACK
- Hellou, Young and Hot Danzou.
- OMG is Nidaime-sama.
- Nidaime: We are surrounded.
- Kumo has a special force. Imagine that. Kumo nins are already awesome by default. The Kumoswat must be so godly even the Hokage is pissing his pants.
- Guy with glasses knows they are screwed.
- Koharu wants to ambush the Kumoswat.
- Uchiha dude votes for bait.
- OMG I WANNA SQUISH THE AKIMICHI DUDE. JUST LOOK AT HIS CHEEKS.
- IT'S A TRAAAAAAP
- Ok, who wants to die today?
- Danzou wants to be a shinobi. But being a shinobi implies sacrifice and he doesn't have the balls.
- Lemme guess, Sarutobi and Danzou were RIVALS.
- What's with Kishimoto and bromantic rivalry?
- SAY IT
- Danzou: Ok, I...
- Sarutobi: I'll do it.
- Danzou: Dammit.
- Sarutobi: No worries, I'm the best.
- Oh great. Not only was Danzou jealous of Sarutobi. He also had daddy issues.
- Nidaime: Oh, what a bunch of whiny bitches. I'll do it.
- Danzou: Butbutbut
- Nidaime: Shut it. I know you are Rivals, but you gotta work together and live so the Will of Fire will go on.
- Koharu: Sir, have you been watching Titanic again?
- Nidaime: *cough* ANYWAY. Sarutobi, you are the Hokage now.
- Sarutobi: OMG
- Danzou: WHAT
- Narut doesn't need to worry. Hokagedom is so easy to get. Unless you are Danzou and you lack Will of Fire.
- Danzou is JEALOUS.
- Danzou will not let you have what you want, Tobidara.
- Tobidara: Oh shit, that's the "Taking you with me" jutsu! Ok, Sasuke, just step away.
- Danzou thinks about his mancrush in his last moments.
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST.
- Lee: So... Maybe you should have told Naruto the truth?
- Sakura: No reason to do that. It would make things easier and we'd skip a lot of drama and wangst.
- Kiba does not approve.
- Kiba's superior senses are tingling. Sasukito and Tobi are nearby.
- Sakura: OK, STOP.
- Sai sees what you did there.
- Sakura: Ok, Kiba, where's Sasuke. :3
- Kiba gives very specific information.
- Sakura: K, Sorry guys.
- Sai: Oh no, you don't..
- DAMMIT SAI, LET SAKURA BE A NINJA.
- Lee and Kiba: WUT
- AKAMARU IS SECRETLY A LOLCAT.
- Sai: Sakura wants to deal with Sasuke herself. So she was gonna put us to sleep and go on a suicide solo mission.
- Sakura: *pouts*
- Kiba: YOU SAID WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.
- Sai: Nobody is going anywhere.
- Sakura: D<
- Kiba: I knew it you traitorous son of a bit...
- Sai: Sasuke and Tobi will kick our asses. Let's wait for Kakashi.
- Sakura: Ok, THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS,
- SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. I LOVE THIS TRANSLATION.
MEANWHILE, TOBIDARA AND SASUKE ENJOY THE VIEW.
- Tobidara: That jutsu drags you to Danzou so he can give you a big hug of Doom.
- Sasuke: KONOHA IS NEXT MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

So, is Karin really dead? Will Sakura save her? Will Sasuke continue to be a moron? Will Kiba keep on being sex on legs? Will Kishimoto keep on trolling everything that was good about this manga?

KTHXBAI

OCs Part III

So this is Hayato. He's my oldest OC created between this year and the last. Originally for Bleach OTL;;; =A= I have no creativity sobs

He may look like Kanda Yuu from D.Gray Man, but he's actually based on a very old OC (scrapped already haha) for Naruto when I was still a Narutard @_@ /geeknerdotaku (FROM 2008 OHMYGAWD! OAO)

So, this is the third of the fourth to be posted. I'll try to complete the other one (Austrian!) by tomorrow and scan the damn thing in DX

I love Hayato the most (apart from Ryū lol) because I have a thing for tall people and those who wear glasses C: I'M JOKING. TvT;;;

*fangasm*

Yeah yeah yeah Blogger's being a dick today DX So sloooooooooooooow. AND WTH?! I WAITED FOR LIKE, 40 MIN FOR THIS ENTIRE THING DDDDDDD8 TRISHA YOU OWE ME 43! FISH-

-balls. ARU ARU ARU

OCs Part II

JESUS I'M ON A ROLL. *rolls around and hits wall*

SO THIS IS KAI NOT RENO AHAHHAAHA >_>;;;

HE LOOKS SPIFFY AMIRITE? 8D /shot Personally I like his tie a whole lot. Just his tie. Jesus. I want to wear a suit or tux already @_@;;;

OCs Part I

I KNOW HIS MANSKIRT LOOKS GHEY ALRIGHT?! DX I HAVE NO MORE PATIENCE TO WORK ON THIS ONE FFFF. @_@