Ok.

So today we went to Parkway to get some paint because I didn't bring any haha.

My dad's fault don't look at me.

BUT the best part's coming :D After school (after remedial) we went to the side gate and MR ADRIAN WAS THERE

We were like stupified or something :D

Then we started laughing like mad when he groped his butt for his iPhone.

SO RICH LA WTFEWK ._.

We laughed and laughed and then he turned around with this 'o_o oh OMG' look whee XD

When we got to the side gate (it's like SRSLY CRAMPED, AT MOST 2 SKINNY TREE BRANCHES CAN FIT THROUGH) and he LET US GO FIRST HAHAHAHA! So gentlemanly.

Then we were walking to the busstop and he was like stalking us @_@

YOU KNOW WE WERE WAITING FOR THE BUS AND HE WAS SITTING AND STARING AT HIS iPHONE

THEN HE LOOKS UP

AND LOOKS DOWN AGAIN

AND AND AND WHEN 31 CAME HE GOT UP AND BOARDED THE BUS WE WERE TAKING LAAAAAAAA~❅

THANK GOD IT WAS DOUBLE-DECKED. HE WENT TO THE TOP DECK WHILE WE STAYED BELOW AND COMMENTED ON THE GUYS

So Sue-anne and I decided to go up the stairs and check where he was.

I went up first~

So when I stuck my head out (I didn't climb all the way to the top) and peeped out, I was looking straight out (where the front window is)

Then I turned to my left. Still no Yang...

Then I climbed up one more step and turned 180° from my starting point-

'HOMGZ MR YANG GEDDOWNGEDDOWNGEDDOWNNAOSUE-ANNEYOUASS'

Yeah I was like pretty traumatized from that incident. I'm still shaking a bit o_o

BUT IT WAS FUN WHEE :D

I don't want to blog about later, because that's when it became really shitty ,_, Like when I came home and after dinner.

FAIL TIME! :D

English: 74/100
Chinese: ?/100
Math: 26/100
Science (physics): 74.?/100
IH: 83/100
I WILL UPLOAD THE REST OF THE GODDAMN RESULTS SOME TIME LATER BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER HAHA

RAWR >:@

I STUDIED FOR MATHS AND I FAILED TERRIBLY, BUT I DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE REST AND GOT EITHER A1s OR A2s >:@@@!!!!

SCREW IT

There were 4 soldiers, one American, one British, one French and one Singaporean. There was a sudden coup de'tat and 30-something enemy soldiers ambushed them. The 4 soldiers knew there was no way out, so the American said, 'Okay, so we can't run. It's either we get killed or go out there, charge at them and kill as many as you can, then die heroically. I'll go first.' The other 3 soldiers agreed. So the American charged out at the enemy and shot at them. Finally, he was so badly wounded he couldn't even stand. He collapsed to the ground, and yelled before dying, 'Long live freedom and America!' and then he died. The 3 other soldiers were shocked. Then, the British one said, 'I'll go next.' The same thing happened, and when he collapsed, he yelled, 'God save the Queen!' and died. So the Frenchman and the Singaporean were left. 'Well, goodbye, my brother.' Said the Frenchman. He got up and charged at the enemy. When he collapsed, he yelled, 'Viva la France!' and died. The Singaporean did the same, and finally, when he was dying, he screamed, 'Ka ni na bu chou chee bye!'

Kthxbai. XD

[link] Man Gaga. Either laugh your ass off or get blinded lololololol

ILY GAGA AND BEYONCE <3

Mickey and Minnie Mouse went to file for a divorce.

At the court, the judge said to Mickey, 'You can't divorce Minnie for being stupid!'

'I didn't say she was stupid, sir. I said she was fucking goofy!'

:D

Today was an epic fail day, and I'm not talking about academics.

Well, on the bright side, there're no more Physics lessons bwahahaha >:D

So let's jump to after school.
-Went to take bags after a motherfucking long assembly. Guy had polio and we were talking and talking during his presentation.
-I admit we were a tad too mean :(
-Then then then we went to eat lunch. Yummy strawberry yoghurt milk <3
-After that went to stalk pengyous but gave up lolol
-Friends told me about the board and what was on it. Was shocked. (Wait I'll post it later on FB hehe)
-Recovered from shock and followed Hsiao Ying and Chen Lyn to the foyer to see some shitz off.
-Laughed our asses off at the pictures on the teacher's board thingy, especially Yangyang's one :P
-Nothing happened much so I think we went back to our class.
-Walked out and saw Le Yang.
-Chen Lyn: Mr YANG
-Me: MR YANG! (you fag!)
-Mr Yang: *walking down stairs* Yeah?
-Mr Yang: *walk walk walk standinfrontofusposepose*
-Me: *coughsexygayposelololcough*
-Me: *imitates pose while Chen Lyn talks to him*
-Hsiao Ying laughed.
-Mr Yang: *looks at me and smilesandlaughsorsomeshit*
-Then I forgot. Bah.

BUT

AFTER THE STUPID WASTE OF TIME, THE CLASS COMMITTEE INVESTITURE, I WENT TO TAKE A BUS HOME.
I FORGOT TO TOP UP MY NEW CARD-THE FREAKING BLUE ONE.
I WENT ON 197.
TAP THE GODDAMNED THINGY.
BEEEP
I WAS LIKE 'O LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE' D:
-Me: 你可以让我下去吗？
-Driver: *mumbles something*
-Me: Ah? @_@
-Driver: 你等下个bus stop吧。不可以啦。
-Me: 'Oh ok.' (-___-)6
-Got off one or two stops later.
-Walked all the way back to TKGS.
-Missed the traffic light back to TKGS and walked back in a daze.
-Called father. Ran out of fucking value halfway through.
-Walked around with the stupid bag and killed my shoulder.
-Finally came back and here I am, derp.

Results (CAs):
English: 22/25
Maths: 6/30 (@_@)
Physics: 30/40
IH: 17/20
Lit: 17/25
Then idk the rest lol. Leave me alone.

- Chapters starts with Sakura's hands all over Karin's invisible boobage.
- This pleases me.
- What has Sasuke's transformation done to Sakura's feelin... WHO CARES, SAKURA IS MOLESTING KARIN.
- Karin wants to know who is the girl that is molesting her.
- Sakura is almost done taking your clothes off, Karin.
- Karin doesn't want to know how Sakura feels because she is THE ENEMY.
- Aaaw, who wants to hug Sakura?
- Sakura cries, Karin cries. In this manga having ovaries means that you are a Suiton user 24/7.
- Yuri action pleases Kakashi too. See? This man knows his shit.
- Sasuke: Ok, stop drooling and listen to me. Only Uchihas can use the Sharingan... YOU CAN'T USE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US.
- Kakashi: Damn spoiled kid interrumpting my yuri.
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST
- Naruto is running and flashbacking.
- O HAI ITACHI YOUR BROTHER IS A MORON. HAPPY NOW?
- Itachi wants to know what would Naruto do if Sasukito attacks Konoha.
- Everybody: Sasuke sucks, your ideology sucks, you gotta do what you gotta do.
- Naruto wants to see Sasuke before he makes his choice DUN DUN
MEANWHILE, BACK TO CRAZYSUKE AND CO.
- Sasuke uses Flowergan and Susanito
- Kakashi uses warp!
- And it works.
- Sasuke, you look like shit.
- Kakashi: Soooo...that's Susano'o.
- Sasuke: He can do tricks and everything. I see you can use the Sharinganz. You should thank my Clan.
- Kakashi: Sasuke, look inside your heart. Remember who you are. Remember your friends.
- Sasuke: You are still corny.
- Kakashi: LOOK DEEPER
- Sasuke has anoth... OMG ROOKIE 12 TEAM PIC <3
- For some reason, Sasuke thinks everybody is laughing at Itachi's death. WHAT.
- Sasuke: I WILL TURN YOUR LAUGHER INTO SCREAMS MUAHAHAHAHAAA
- Kakashi: ...okaay, you need to stop taking crazy pills.
- Karin tells Sakura that Sasuke's chakra is Ice Cold and he is not the bastard she used to know.
- Kakashi: O CRAP
- Susanito morphs but something happens...
- Kakashi is surprised.
- What is this? Sasuke is going blind? How can it beeeeeee?
- Sasuke, this is what happens when you watch a lot of porn and you don't let your eyes rest. And you injured your medic. Twit.
- Sasuke: O NOES MY VISION
- Sakura leaves Karin behind to do something.
- Karin totally has a crush on Sakura now.
- Sasuke has something in his eye.
- Kakashi: !
- OMG GUYS SAKURA IS BEING ALL NINJA AND SPIDERMAN-LIKE
- Kakashi: Sakura why did you come back? You are a girl! You are bound to fail!
- Sakura won't let Kakashi carry the burden.
- MOAR FLASHBACKS
- Sakura tells the others to let her handle it. Ok, that ended well...
- Sakura cannot falter! You know what this means, right? -_-
- OMG CHIBI SAKURA.
- OMG CHIBI SASUKE.
- OMG CHIBI TEAM 7 FUCKYOUKISHIFORFUCKINGTHEMUP
- Sakura remembers Sasuke's "Thank you"
- ...and she can't kill him.
- So she cries some more.
- damn you kishi, damn you to hell
- Sasuke may be blind, but he ain't deaf!
- Sasuke is gonna choke a bitch
- Kakashi runs in slow motion.
- Ok, something tells me Kishimoto was re-watching Episode 3 when he drew this...
- Sasuke is gonna use Sakura's kunai to kill her...
- Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOO
- AND OUT OF NOWHERE, NARUTO TO THE RESCUE
- Kishimoto, you pairing troll you.
- That spread is kinda cool.
- Thank you for making Sakura a Damsel in Distress, Kishimoto. That was awfully lovely of you.
- Sakura: Naruto...
- Kakashi: Naruto?
- Sasuke: ...Naruto? Where? I can't see shit.
- Naruto looks kinda hot.
- OMG TEAM 7 IS ASSEMBLED AGAIN.

AND HERE COMES THE DRAMATRAIN.

...so, will Naruto try to use Jesus no Jutsu? Will he kick blind!Sasuke's ass? Will Kishimoto stop hating on poor Sakura? Will Kakashi continue to be sex on legs?