GAH WHAT IS WITH MY MATH DYSLEXIA DX

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A LOT OF THESE FORMULAE

*strangles*

NOW MY DAD ASKED ME TO DO 14 QUESTIONS IN 18 MIN TIME WTF

AND I MADE LOTS OF CARELESS MISTAKES AND HE THINKS THAT I WAS LAZY AND DIDN'T PUT ANY EFFORT IN DOING THAT

WHAT THE EFF

>:@

THE TALE OF THE SINK WHICH PISSED and other short stories

THE SINK PISSES :V

During IH class when Mrs Tan-Wong (?) and Mrs Sew hadn't come yet, Sue-Anne and I went to the toilet nearest to the hall. When we came out to wash our hands, Sue-Anne took the second sink from the right and it pissed out YELLOW WATER. Well, you might say it could've been rusty water, but it looked suspiciously like PISS. And the water didn't trickle out; it SPLASHED AROUND AND LIKE MADE A HUGE DEAL OUT OF ITSELF.

Enough of pissing sinks.

So after school we went to Pizza Hut which was on the same side as TKGS (which means we didn't have to cross the road) and it was pathetically tiny. Like 4 tables that could seat 4 people each. We (a few 1/8 people) and 3 other people from a Sec 1 class took 3 tables, then 2 people from 2/8 took the last one. Then a hoard of CCH people came in and since they didn't have anywhere to sit, they hung around for a bit, then left. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SUE-ANNE WAS SUCH AN IDIOT AND TOLD THEM 'Bye' D:< SO THE CCH PEOPLE PROBABLY THOUGHT WE WERE MOCKING THEM FOR NOT HAVING A PLACE TO SIT AND ONE GIRL GAVE US THE MIDDLE FINGER >:@! I don't really care but I think Sue-Anne was trying to just say 'bye' and not annoy them, but, since CCH people are narrow-minded asswipes, they probably thought we were annoying bitches who try to pick a fight with whatever that can reason.

So after the pizza, I wanted to go back to TKGS and whoo, the CCH people were eating at the prata place. Genius. So when I walked past them, they went silent and the girl who gave us the finger glared at me through the corner of her eye. Half of me wanted to give them the '-__- Je m'en fous' look but the other half wanted to apologize on Sue-Anne's behavior, but in the end I decided against it. So I quickened my steps and found myself behind Hannah and Gloria who left a bit earlier than me. Hannah told me that when she was walking past them they were like, 'You know it's soooooooooo hot today'. Trying to make us feel guilty? Not on your life.

And after band I forgot to bring back the metronome aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. There goes 3 weeks of allowance.

APRIL FOOLS!

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK. ABSOLUTELY. I POSTED THIS AND IT DELETED PART OF ITSELF WHAT IS THIS.

During recess Jocelyn, Hema, Hsiao Ying and I went outside the staffroom to prank some teachers (turned out to be only two, but oh well.)

We saw awesome!Yap and Jocelyn and Hema tried to pull off the old 'There's a _______ on your sleeve OMG!' but it didn't work. What did you expect? :\

He replied 'Yeah it's my new design, you like it?' XD

Then I wiped my hand on his sleeve; it had dried red paint. A LOT TOO HAHA

He stared at me as if I'd just announced my dad raped his mom or something :V

Then I showed him my hand.

He had this 'OMFG' face (which I quietly savored :D) and kept glancing at his sleeve and my hand.

When we all burst out laughing he finally knew it was a prank and slunk away.

We saw awesomeghey!Yang at the bake sale again. What. Last time he bought 8 puffs- I STILL WONDER WHAT GOES ON IN HIS STOMACH FFFFT

When he started walking towards the stairs at the foyer Jocelyn and Hema looked down to see where he was going.

He ascended the stairs while they were still looking for him.

Hema finally realized and shouted, 'Mr Yang!' He hurried towards us and said, 'Heyhey I'm a bit busy so if you'd wait a while...' and scurried towards the staffroom. While he was doing so I reached out and slapped his arm but he didn't feel it, I suppose...

I still wonder how he managed to survive my HIT OF AWESOMESAUCE QmQ

MISSION FAIL.

I forgot about the second chance but it was still fail.

When he came out of the staffroom for the THIRD TIME I waved at him and he saw my paint hand and had this 'OMGZ O.O' face, according to Jocelyn.

So he walked past and was like, 'Yes?'

Then all of a sudden there was this HOARD of Sec 2 girls following him. Infatuation can be a scary thing D:

So I leaned towards him and wanted to smear my hand on his shirt, but he remembered my paint hands and shifted away with this PERV SMILE.

But I still managed to wipe his sleeve WHEE! 8D

I HATE HIM AND HIS COOLHEADEDNESS FFFFF :C

I'UNNO ADRIAN YANG IS A PISSPOT OF GLITTER BUT HE'S MY SECOND FAVORITE TEACHER CB